Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
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He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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