I want to stick my p in your. b.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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