Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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