I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
