thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
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I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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