My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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