are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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