the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
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Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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