these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I AM VODKA MAN
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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