You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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