MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
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It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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