I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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