He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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