I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
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I showed him my bush... on skype.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
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Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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