Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
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Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
He has the fingertips of a God
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