apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
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I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
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you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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