I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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