I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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