Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
where are you?
Hypothermia
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
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I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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