Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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