I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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