we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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