i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
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In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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