we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
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SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
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Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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