we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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