i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
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apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
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Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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