I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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