My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
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Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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