My brain says no but my pants say off.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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