"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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