Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
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Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
where are you?
Hypothermia
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I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Randomize