i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
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i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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