I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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