he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Watching her eat just hurts me
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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