Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
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I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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