Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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