what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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