If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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