If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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