Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
