yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
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Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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