can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
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Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out