why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
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Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
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Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him