I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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