i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
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I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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