I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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