It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I will be naked everywhere
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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