I'm sorry my penis didn't work
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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