We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
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On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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