my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
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