My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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