Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
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you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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