theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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